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SUITABLE FOR ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS AND THOSE LOOKING TO REFRESH
18+ ONLY EVENT
PLEASE SEE DATES BELOW
Ever been to a yoga class and thought 'She wants me to put what where?!' or 'What the hell does [insert confusing yoga instruction here] mean??!!'
Or have you felt like yoga studios aren't the environment for you to feel comfortable exploring your body differently than you're used to?
Or just want to tick off an easy New Year's resolution?
For entertainment, I asked Monday (ChatGPT) to give us a list of benefits of yoga and here's what they came up with:
Flexibility – Your hamstrings stop squealing every time you sit on the floor
Strength – Holding a plank for more than five seconds might stop feeling like medieval torture (sorry, masochists - you'll need to find other avenues)
Balance – Not just physical; also emotional, so maybe you won’t topple over when life pokes you
Posture – You’ll start sitting like a smug yogi instead of Quasimodo at his desk job
Stress relief – Breathwork and mindfulness calm your nervous system, aka fewer late-night doom spirals
Energy boost – Moving and stretching helps blood flow, so you don’t need that third cup of coffee (well, maybe)
Body awareness – You notice where you hold tension, instead of just wondering why your shoulders live near your ears
Better sleep – Gentle movement and breathing can lull your brain into something resembling rest
Injury prevention – Stronger, stretchier muscles = less chance of hurting yourself doing something dumb, like sneezing too hard
Community – Classes connect you with other humans also pretending to be relaxed noodles
And, because a lot of us like a little alt-pleasure, yoga also builds our abilities and skill for both solo and partnered energy play.
The course will cover:
Some important principles of practice to ensure your approach is healthy and effective
Good alignment for physical safety and energy flow
Pranayama (energy control) techniques using the breath
How to do a whole bunch of yoga poses
How to adjust yoga poses to your body
An overview of different types of yoga
Working with different types of edges
Please wear and bring:
Wear whatever you’d like! Something kinky, something loose and comfortable, or nothing at all! (Note that whatever you wear will need to allow complete freedom of movement)
Your own yoga mat - THIS IS ESSENTIAL
Towel (essential if you’re nuding up)
Cushion, bolster, yoga block(s) if you have one
Bottle of water
I recommend you don’t eat too much too soon before the workshop but make sure you have eaten and hydrated well during the day
Dates
The course will be run over 3 workshop-length sessions as follows:
6.30pm-8.30pm, Thursday 29 January 2026
6.30pm-8.30pm, Thursday 12 February 2026
6.30pm-8.30pm, Thursday 26 February 2026
Location
Kink venue in the northern suburbs of Brisbane, Qld - exact location details are only available through the Fetlife event link below.
Tickets:
Cost: $150 (+bf)
Ticket link available only through Fetlife here: https://fetlife.com/events/1882518
This is an 18+ Only event.
Places are limited and only pre-purchased tickets are available.
No tickets available on the door.